The Real Reason
Why Your Face Looks 10 lbs Heavier Than Your Body
It's not fat. It's fluid that can't drain past your neck.
You know that feeling when you catch yourself in the bathroom mirror first thing in the morning and barely recognize your own face?
Puffy. Swollen. Heavy under the eyes. Jawline gone.
You went to bed looking fine. You woke up looking like you gained weight overnight. You didn't.
Your body produces fluid constantly — metabolic waste, excess water, inflammatory byproducts. All of it needs to drain downward through your neck before your body can process and eliminate it.
The problem is where it drains.
Your neck contains the highest concentration of lymph nodes in your entire body. These nodes are the exit doors for every drop of fluid in your face. When they're open, fluid flows freely. Your face stays lean, defined, clear.
And modern life has shut that movement down. Every hour you spend looking down at your phone, hunched over a laptop, or driving with your head tilted forward, the muscles in your neck tighten and compress. The lymph nodes get squeezed shut. Fluid backs up.
It's not aging. It's not weight gain. It's a drainage system that's been physically shut down by the way you live.
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Sound Familiar?
Why Nothing Else Has Worked
If you've tried to fix this before, you already know the frustration. The tools aren't bad — they're aimed at the wrong place.
Gua Sha
Moves fluid on the surface of your face. Feels great for 20 minutes. But you're pushing fluid toward a drain that's closed.
Ice Rollers
Constricts blood vessels for an hour or two. Puffiness returns because the underlying congestion hasn't changed.
Drainage Supplements
Thins the fluid. But thin fluid still can't pass through compressed nodes. The pathway is pinched.
Water / Salt / Sleep
Good habits, but they don't address the mechanical problem. Your lymph nodes are physically compressed.
The face isn't the problem. The neck is.
The Real Fix
What Actually Opens the Drainage
For years, the only way to decompress lymph nodes was a professional massage — $80 to $200 per session. It works. But the nodes compress again within days from daily phone and desk use.
HiZoo was designed to replicate that exact clinical technique at home.
4-Prong Grip
Replicates a therapist's fingers. Actual grip-and-release that physically decompresses the lymph nodes.
42°C Clinical Heat
The vasodilation threshold. Blood vessels expand, circulation increases. Heat softens while the prongs release.
Cordless
Use it on your bed, couch, or floor. 10 minutes, lying down. No cord to deal with.
No Technique
Place it under your neck, turn it on. It does the work. Fits right into your existing routine.
"About three minutes in, your ears pop. A cooling sensation drains down the sides of your neck. The pressure behind your eyes releases. It feels like something finally opened."
— What most women describe on first useFree shipping · Full refund if it doesn't work
What to Expect
Week by Week
First Use — 10 Minutes
The Release
You'll feel the nodes release. Ear-popping sensation. Pressure relief. Your face may look slightly leaner that evening — real, but temporary. Nodes compress again overnight.
Days 1–3
Morning Puffiness Fades
Nodes hold their open position longer. The "pillow face" you wake up with starts to soften. You notice it before anyone else does.
Days 4–7
Other People See It
Jawline sharpens. Under-eye bags flatten. "Did you lose weight?" No. You just unclogged the drain.
Weeks 2–3
Your Structure Comes Back
Minimal morning puffiness even after salty meals or a glass of wine. Your jawline, cheekbones, facial angles — consistently visible again. The four-prong pressure smooths fascia and sculpts your natural structure back into view.
Week 4+
The New Normal
10 minutes a day maintains results. Like brushing your teeth. Women who've used it for months report deeper sleep and clearer skin — open drainage supports your body's natural detox.
9 out of 10 women keep theirs
Fair Warning
What It Actually Feels Like
The grip is intense. This isn't a gentle spa vibration. The 4-prong system reaches deep tissue that surface-level tools can't touch. Most women describe the first session as "a good hurt" — deep pressure on the exact spot you needed worked on.
The heat builds gradually to 42°C. Combined with the deep grip, it creates a sensation most women compare to "melting." Tension you've carried for years physically releases.
Lie Down
Bed, couch, or floor. Place under your neck.
10 Minutes
While you scroll, watch something, or wind down before bed.
Done
Fits right into what you already do. No technique to learn.
The Math
30 Days to Decide If It Works
Professional Sessions / Year
$3,800+
$80–200/session × weekly
HiZoo — One Time
$199
Same technique. Every day. Forever.
Use it every day for a month. If your face doesn't look visibly leaner — if people don't start commenting — send it back. Full refund. No questions asked.
PROVE IT IN 30 DAYS →Free shipping · No risk · Results or your money back
Your face isn't puffy because of what you ate or how much you slept.
It's puffy because the drainage system in your neck has been shut down by the way you live.
10 minutes a day. 30 days to prove it. $0 risk.